Posted 54 minutes ago

scorpioxvirgo:

so I started reading a clockwork orange (and for those that don’t know, it has a bunch of weird words so there are glossaries of the ones you need to know) and I came across something interesting

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therefor bro named this bastard

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lil shit

and I think that is the best thing ever

Posted 55 minutes ago

zamii070:

vantasarcastic:

and now we wait

i’ve been called upon 

Posted 56 minutes ago

tommyhasbooks:

amp9ra:

turn-tech-godhead:

karkatosexual:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE


flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

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IVE SEEN THIS POST LIKE 4 TIMES ON MY DASH WITH DIFFERENT PHOTOS OF EQUIUS

Oh gosh…

(Source: molgars)

Posted 58 minutes ago

awalkingdeadphish:

theroguefeminist:

beyondthereachesofmortality:

petahmaximoff:

How to react when a girl tells you she’s changed her mind - A guide by Scott Pilgrim

Am I the only one reading this more like “How to react when your partner is giving you signs that they aren’t fully consenting - A guide by Ramona”?

that’s a good point

Both are valid takes

Posted 1 day ago

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

Posted 1 day ago

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

Posted 1 day ago

This is the greatest camera watching of All Time 

(Source: thisbucky)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
scout90:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

imagine how much the neurosurgeon pissed his pants because of this.

scout90:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

imagine how much the neurosurgeon pissed his pants because of this.

Posted 3 days ago

theresoneforgretchenwieners:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

Everyone should have it on their dash

(Source: sizvideos)